call me Em. I like grilled cheese, books and sparkling wine.
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
me in the evening: oh, staying up late isn't bad, I'll manage tomorrow
me in the morning: AM I A FUCKING IDIOT